If you’ve ever had the “pleasure” of turning pages for someone, you know the abject terror and humiliation that can occur. But who knew there were THAT many ways that things could go wrong???
Pianists say it opens like a book. We say – what the hell kind of books have you been reading?
11. The kind where the pages stick together at the base of the inner spine?
12. Or the kind where the outside corners get stuck to the pages underneath?
13. You might get a creaky chair.
14. The noise will freak you out so much that you’ll spend the whole concert pretending to sit after every turn, but actually hovering half a centimetre above the seat, trying not to cry